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lines 26-63 Cassius: Brutus ah, go see the race leh. Brutus: Walao, I don't want leh. Cassius: Go lah, go lah. Brutus: I not enthu lor, not like that Anthony. You go yourself lar. Cassius: Brutus ah, I see you now ah, like don't friend me like that. Why so stubborn and bin chow chow eh? I buey tahan already. Brutus: Don't kena trick lar you. I very emo lately, inside like have 2 people fight here fight there you know. I think i abit sot liao. Don't worry so much lar. Cassius: Paiseh, I thought you dao me... you can see your face anot? Brutus: No lar, no mirror how to see? You siao ah? Cassius: Ya hor, boh pian lor. No mirror, how can see hidden talent? A lot of people got praise you one eh.

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Got one day arh, very the cold, then Tiber the wave very big arh, then Caesar tell me hor, "Cassius arh, I challenge you jump down and swim until there." after he say hor, I cheng ho ho jiu jump in lor, then I call him come also, then he ok lor. Walao weh, the water hor, damn siao one, shiok arh! We very pro siar, then we all swim swim swim. Then before we reach, Casear shout to me, "I cannot da han liao!" Then I like Superman like that, go save him lar. Then walao weh, now this bo do become god arh, then I arh, so sui arh, kena treated like Maria. Then when he jiak hong in Spain, kena fever orh, keep shaking leh. Really, he got shake one. He look like shit like that. He everyday act so powderful, now come cry to me like baby, "Oi, I want water!" like cha bo like that. But sui lar, he ne'er mati, still win everything. Wha shout again arh! I think Caesar you win something again liao

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Lines 216-254 Casca: You pull my shirt huh, want to talk to me is it? Brutus: Eh Casca, how come Caesar so sad ah? Casca: Don't know leh, you with him what,not meh? Brutus: I know Then ask you for what,bodoh. Casca: People offer him be king, he don't want be king, then they bo pian start shouting? Brutus: But after that still got noise leh? Casca: Sama-sama la. Cassius: Got three times leh so noisy for what ah. Casca: Tell you oredi. Same lah. Brutus: Wah people ask him to be king one two three, three time harrr. Casca: Ya la. Every time he reject reject. He so geigei, whole world screaming upside down. Cassius: Who ask him be king leh? Casca: That Anthony la! Brutus:How they do one leh, noble Casca. Casca: Just kill me now. They geigei nia, heck care la. Anthony ah, give him crown ah,the crown so small. ?Bet you one meelion dollars the crown small like ant the Caesar also take one ah. Third time he still don't want, people go crazy lor, make so much noise throw things all over the place sia.Like that lor Caesar choke and faint ah. I don't want to laugh, scared sekali I got poison in my esophagus. Cassius: Wait ah, that Caesar faint ah! Casca: Uhna. Fall at pasar, got precipitate, become silent mode liao.

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